Dear MasterCard: Seems Those Mayans And Their Calendar Screwed Us Both Over – Huffington Post (satire)

Dear MasterCard: Seems Those Mayans And Their Calendar Screwed Us Both Over
Huffington Post (satire)
Pilates? Whatever it is that you're doing, keep it up, because you look fabulous. Anyway, um, hey, remember how you sent me that bill? And then the other one? And the one after that? The really mean one? And remember how I told you that I was good for …